my big opening

the thoroughbred is restless and ready to speed out of the gate.i think…there is this odd tradition with actors where they have a mediocre final dress. i’ve done it. everyone does it and it seems so stupid and wrong and counterintuitive and yet… we...

holy crap

i booked some sort of part in a national miller lite commercial. not sure what i’ll be doing. i’m shooting it tomorrow. peter farrelly is the director.he owes me this gig after hiring jeff daniels instead of me for dumb y dumber. i coulda used that million...

dukowsical?

hmmm… maybe that’s what the show will be called.buk’s widow has contacted gary, dosage the composer, and we’re trying to get her in contact with john, the producer, so everything gets smoothed out.the reality is that since he’s a public...

DirecTV will break your heart

You advertise DirecTV with Tivo here:http://www.directv.com/DTVAPP/imagine/TIVO.jspand yet the unit you’ve sold me is not tivo. I want the features that TIVO has not the DirecTV features. I am now STUCK with two units that are worthless to me. I spoke to a...

Bukowsical

Launch approaches and all is well.We (meaning they) did two run throughs Monday night. The first one was sorta scattered and weird and after we got all focused and whatnot, treat it was really stirring and wonderful.We could open at any point now.The fun really starts...

i’m not gay. really.

Andy Lerner and Adam Gotmygig wrote/directed this very funny short.I’m in it briefly and it’s causing folks on imdb to question my sexuality… finally!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEj7JmwwLe0

cocks who enjoy telling you someone is dead

This is about someone dying.The man most responsible for driving the final nail in the head of changing my politics from hippy dippy lefty dumbass actor democrat to clear thinking freedom loving Libertarian, ed Harry Browne, has died. He’d been ill for quite a...

patty patty patty

man, herbal oh man…about 4 years after the great career crash of ’95 i found myself lucky enough to live, emergency rent free for over a year, at a friend’s house. our deal was that i’d walk his crazy dogs and oversee work that was being done...

paint

man, herbal oh man…about 4 years after the great career crash of ’95 i found myself lucky enough to live, emergency rent free for over a year, at a friend’s house. our deal was that i’d walk his crazy dogs and oversee work that was being done...

bummer

the one difficulty i’ve been having with the show is the choreographer. he is an old timer who has done quite a bit of real hardcore choreography… broadway and shit… and was recommended by a couple of people in the cast.i figured i could choreograph...