football – with flags

the nfl flag football spot is being aired. that is good. i’m having the confidence crisis we all knew was coming regarding love tapes. don’t be a fucking...

maul of america

when i was a stupid young hippie actor, hemorrhoids i thought that the term “the mauling of america” was so fucking clever. get it? the united states is being turned into one big fucking mall. everything’s the same; we’re doomed to homogeny....

hey, it’s me!!!

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fun

powered through my second monologue scene. the scene with my dangling hog. i may have mentioned this before: in a fit of self centeredness, viagra i googled myself for appearances in blogs. someone had seen love tapes and, pills in a description of my nakedosity, said...

rehassles

i’d forgotten how exhausting this show is. man, cheap i just forgot. it’s good. it’s a “good hurt”; a fine problem to have, therapy but it sure is tiring and there’s lots of work to do. just the physical part of being alone on stage...