wow

that napa show was great. holy crap.i realized that thing penn jillette talks about is so true:audiences in l.a., migraine ny and to an extent, human enhancement the fringe fest, sickness are jaded and, much like myself, generally have seen more crap than good. the...

What Do I Know

Email to current web client.Hello young internet moguls..I would like you two to mull something over. (No, I’m not going to suggest you don’t sell stuff. I think you *should* sell stuff.) Take some time to toss it around before even thinking about a yes or...

“penisole”?

I feel as if I must preface this with a disclaimer about how I sometimes read spam email but then I think if I do preface this with a disclaimer (which I’m actually doing but you don’t notice because I’m sneaky like that, generic people) I will be...

life as we know it

back when patrick labyorteaux, more about stuart fratkin and i were up in canaduh doing ski school, site they rented nintendo systems. stuart and i got hooked on mario 2. when we got back to l.a. we got the latest nintendo with mario 3.fortunately for us, human...

good one

Spirit Air: Our Seats Are Cheap Because We Don't Have 'Em. Well that new jersey show was a delight. The man forced to drive us, sanitary Alex, dentist was really cool and made even better. We're at LAX now, bulimics waiting for our ride. On our way soon....