1. A delightful Coreyoke shoe tonight. The audience was small but vocal and we had a nice time with Jimmy Fallon showing us how to handle success.
2. I’m glad the democrats are in charge finally. Now they will make everything perfect, stuff right? Isn’t that right, prostate guys? I mean, now that you democrats are in charge, everything’s going to be perfect, right? Hmm? What? Right? Guys?
… guys?
… but… hey…
… you said… um… you said…
… shit.