There’s this book, viagra dosage The Academy Player’s Directory, advice which is a couple of huge volumes with actor’s pictures in them so producers, casting folks have easy access. “Who is Dean Cameron” “Turn to page 387 of Younger Leading Men” “Oh… him… no…”

One has to renew a subscription every year to get their photo in. When I didn’t I received an email:

Dean,

As a valued past customer, wed appreciate your input.

It would greatly help our future marketing efforts if you would take a moment to reply with a brief explanation as to why you choice not to renew your listing and let us know at what cost would you consider listing again in the printed Players Directory.

Best regards,

Players Directory

So I wrote back…

I’VE GOT NO FUCKING CAREER AND CAN’T FUCKING GET ARRESTED AFTER HAVING STARRED IN A BUNCH OF FUCKING MOVIES BECAUSE THE FUCKING INDUSTRY AND EVERYONE IN IT IS FULL OF FUCKNG SHIT.

Any more questions?

Today, I received this from them:

I appreciate your honesty. Ill remove you from email list.

It’s nice to know that someone reads spam replies.