I would like to thank the cunts from Jet Blue and/or the TSA who stole the computer bag with the two computers used for the Nigerian Spam Scam from my suitcase. I hope you enjoy the computers and the cables and couplers I also use for Coreyoke.

I hope that you continue working your shitty job where you can justify stealing stuff from people who work. I hope the drugs you’re buying with my shit make you feel better about your miserable fucking life.

I would also like to offer you two free tickets to see Jewtopia you motherfucking cunts.

Die.