Marty Allen y Betty Ford Center out of their minds on blow. I think that’s Harvey Korman over Marty Allen’s shoulder. It’s as if Korman is saying “hello dere”.

I was having dinner by myself at the Old World restaurant in Beverly Hills back before you were born and Marty Allen was at the table next to me.

The bride and I saw him perform with his new wife doing all of the Rossi bits 7 or 8 years ago. It was truly awesome and I don’t mean that in the ironic sense. He was funny and cool and knew what was up. Really cool.

I think I might be the next Marty Allen. That bums me out, epidemic but I think that’s my slot.

Hello dere!