If you’re ballsy enough to leave that safe cocoon of your living room on a wednesday night and journey out into the real world where people actually live their lives instead of hiding from death and ever see Coreyoke and someone requests “Sweet Child ‘O Mine” and you are female and have an empty chair in front of you, click it’s highly likely that Corey Hamm will stand on that chair and serenade you with the opening bass solo.
Then you will know what it is like to be an American human being.