Supersonic Sex Machine!
As I’ve mentioned over 10 million times, I co-wrote a tune on ‘Balls Out’, the new Steel Panther record called ‘Supersonic Sex Machine’. The first installment in a dystopian heavy metal rock opera about, well, a Sex Machine who happens to be Supersonic.
The cool thing about bands wot are popular (I’m talking to you, The Thornbirds!!!) is that fans (adam sergeant, in this case) will come up with “Fan Art”.
No, not art made out of indoor cooling devices, but art inspired by one’s creative endeavor.
And with that…
I give you:
Supersonic Sex Machine
P.S. I would also like to thank the cuntz who have completely fucked up all of my web sites. I hate you and hope you die of poop poisoning.
“sweat act”
Definition of a “sweat act” in the showbiz.
Good day
Fun times. WTF?
Happy Anniversary America!!!
Rocktober 26th is the 10th anniversary of the USA PATRIOT ACT. Let’s stand up and cheer for that, shall we?
Or how about hanging our heads in shame. That’s the day that citizens and politicians went bonkers and passed laws limiting the freedom of citizens in the name of security. A concept that the founders of this country were opposed to.
The fine folks at Downsize DC are pushing for the repeal of the USA PATRIOT ACT.
It doesn’t matter that it’s wildly unconstitutional. It doesn’t matter that it was passed in haste with no one actually reading the thing.
What matters is that it’s wrong. Plain and simple. Allowing a government to spy on its citizens is wrong. Incarceration without a trial is wrong. Right? Right.
I urge you to visit them.
http://www.downsizedc.org/blog/4-reasons-to-repeal-the-patriot-act
Here’s my letter to my reps:
Subject: Repeal the Patriot Act
I want the Patriot Act repealed.
I know that everyone was all fired up to “do something” after the World Trade Center was destroyed by religious people, but now we all know that the USA PATRIOT ACT was a very bad idea.
The beautiful thing about laws in a free country like ours is that they can be repealed! Right? Right!
Here’s your chance to make history and do something good.
Trash it. Throw it away and don’t look back. The rights that have been violated in the name of “security” over the last ten years beg you. (figuratively, of course… i’m not a complete nut!)
I dare you to do the right thing. C’mon. Come on!
Mr. dean eikleberry
xxxx x xxxxxxxx xxxxxx xxx
burbank, CA 91505The campaign used to send this message can be found here: https://secure.downsizedc.org/etp/repeal-the-patriot-act/
I dare you to do the right thing.
Gazing into the eyes of a charlatan
I received an email by mistake… well maybe it WASN’T A MISTAKE!!! MAYBE IT WAS THE GAZE!?!?!
What the hell am I talking about?
I’m talking about a genius, people. I’m talking about a charlatan who doesn’t even fucking talk. He “gazes”. People pay to stare.
Here, you’ll get to see an actress getting an opportunity to cry on camera:
He’s a genius.
Since he says nothing, he makes no claims. All of the claims are made by his followers. He just stands there while other people collect the cash.
Genius.
Holy fucking shit, people. Holy, fucking genius fucking charlatan shit.
*edit*
I can’t stop!!!
WARNING: DO NOT PIRATE BRACO! 7 SECOND RULE IN EFFECT! DO NOT PIRATE BRACO!!!
sad sad conversation
9/24/2011 sad sad
9/23/2011 sad sad
These are the only people who talk to me.
Sadness
A redundant post, but it’s my blog. Why are you reading it, anyway.
Another Hero
U.S. Citized tires of feeling unwelcome upon return to own country… Hilarity ensues.
http://nomadlaw.com/2010/04/i-am-detained-by-feds-for-not-answering-questions/
I was detained last night by federal authorities at San Francisco International Airport for refusing to answer questions about why I had travelled outside the United States.
The end result is that, after waiting for about half an hour and refusing to answer further questions, I was released – because U.S. citizens who have produced proof of citizenship and a written customs declaration are not obligated to answer questions.
* * *
“Why were you in China?” asked the passport control officer, a woman with the appearance and disposition of a prison matron.
“None of your business,” I said.
Her eyes widened in disbelief.
“Excuse me?” she asked.
“I’m not going to be interrogated as a pre-condition of re-entering my own country,” I said.
This did not go over well. She asked a series of questions, such as how long I had been in China, whether I was there on personal business or commercial business, etc. I stood silently. She said that her questions were mandated by Congress and that I should complain to Congress instead of refusing to cooperate with her.
There is also a wonderful list of replies to the folks calling him a… wait for it… DOUCHEBAG for refusing to answer some questions.
Jon Stewart
I figure if I put that in the title more people would read.
I’m not a jon stewart fan. Apparently, I would be, but I’m not. To me, and based on a total of 20 minutes of viewing time, he’s a big, cynical, smirk and I don’t get it. The jack black of politics.
I know, I know, I’m wrong.
But…
Remember October 9th
When I was a little kid, my parents were hippies and we did not like Richard Nixon which seems like a good thing, even if you’re not a hippie.
I got very interested in politics during the 1972 presidential elections. That’s Nixon vs. McGovern. In my 5th grade class, we had mock elections and I was McGovern. Even I was beaten in a landslide.
I collected campaign buttons (Yeah… I had McGovern/Eagleton pins… yep) and one of them said “Remember October 9th”. That was a reference to something that Nixon had said during his 1968 campaign. On October 9th (Rocktober 9th, if you’re cool) he said “Those who have had a chance for four years and could not produce peace, should not be given another chance.” Cut to 1972, the McGovern campaign used Nixon’s own words against him to absolutely no effect.
Originally, Nixon was going to say “Those who have had a chance for four years and could not produce peace and started another war should not be given another chance.” but no one thought that there would ever be any president that awful.
Remember October 9th.
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