OGM
You walk around thinking “There is something missing from my life… I can’t quite figure out what it is…”.
I totally understand and I’m here to help.
You are a citizen of “The West” and that means you have disposable income. You will be taken care of by your government in your old age so what is an extra $27.50 to you?
Nothing.
That’s where I come in.
For a limited time only (geologically speaking) I am recording outgoing phone messages. Yep. It’s as if it’s 1985 and you are wracking your brain for a hilarious outgoing message to put on your Panasonic MessageMaster 9900 but it’s not. It’s the new millennium and you need something to put on your iPhone.
Click the handy PayPal button, tell me what you want me to say (within reason, you dirty bastard) and I’ll record something here in the same studio where I have recorded voice over commercials for Hyundai and Raisin Bran!!
I’ll upload an mp3 file to a password protected area on my server and send you the information.
It’s a mere $27.50.
If you think that’s too much, tell that to my good buddy, David Lawrence. He’s not EVEN CLOSE TO BEING AS INSANELY FAMOUS AS I AM AND THAT DUDE WANTS FORTY SEVEN DOLLARS!!!!!!
Let’s teach him a thing or two about the free market, shall we?