Enron – We’re All Aware
A long, long time ago… before you were born. I did a commercial for the then viable and exciting Enron. It was directed by Tony Kaye (American History X… not the occasional keyboard player for Yes, though he told some people he was). I thought it might be a funny thing to have on my internet powered web site, but it is the only Enron commercial that is NOT available on the internet powered web.
There is one place where it is available: http://www.advertolog.com/enron/adverts/were-all-aware-1818655/
I went on the internet way-back machine and tracked down the web site: askwhy.com and all the horrible 2001 cutting edge FLASH glory that the site was. No dice.
We’re all aware that I don’t want to spend 40 bucks to see an idealistic me 11 years ago, right? Right?
ME ME ME ME!!!
I’m thinking about getting an agent again. So I was looking for my reels. (No, i was not up at 2am, googling “dean cameron” and weeping… not recently, anyway…) and happend upon the video below.
All I can say is: muy bueno!
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObQkVnERA3g
Who can blame the dog?
I’d bite her on the vagina, too!!!
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IQTDag7u8M
NuBoobs != NuMetal
No, I’m not Jada Pinko Smith and the Wicked Lester or Jester numetal band.
Comedy from the Golf Movie:
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1qg_bmA9Yo
I owe a write-up of “TAM7 – The Luckiest Tam” and will get right on that.
Golf School
No, it’s not really called Golf School, but since I’m in it, it might as well be, right?
This is a trailer for the movie I acted in last year: “Par-Fection”.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEWMmOhdVUY
I thought the role called for some extra girth, so I worked with a nutritionist and gained about 15 pounds for the role.
Chinese Ferry Accident
Years ago, I used to carry around two clippings from the L.A. Times in my wallet.
The first one was described how, on a ferry in China, or somewhere, there was a fistfight on one of the outside decks. When the 300 passengers swarmed to the side of the ferry to watch the fight, it capsized, killing most of them.
The other one I had was the best piece of comedy writing I’d ever seen. I had a feeling that the guy writing it for AP realized that he had comedy gold in his hands and was sending out subversion on a massive scale. It was perfect “pull back & reveal” comedy writing.
Imagine the following much with more eloquence and patience than mine.
A few sentences about a shooting in a bar.
A few sentences revealing it was a gay bar.
A few sentences dealing with the shock and feeling of senselessness of the patrons.
The final sentence was something like:
“The suspect, John Gay, 42, is being held with no bail.”
Absolutely perfect. Perfect.
Sometimes, when I’m at Starbucks, I like to test the bruise and read the L.A. Times. I’ve begun tearing out little articles and snippets that I think are important.
Enjoy.
This is great because it sums up the self-centered thinking that drives socialism. “We want someone to force you to make us comfortable.”
I know, I know… This isn’t funny. It’s not funny one bit. But… you know…
Whenever I hear people thank god for someone coming through an intense operation instead of thanking the doctors, I feel that it would be okay if the doctor then cut off life support.
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