Golf School
No, it’s not really called Golf School, but since I’m in it, it might as well be, right?
This is a trailer for the movie I acted in last year: “Par-Fection”.
I thought the role called for some extra girth, so I worked with a nutritionist and gained about 15 pounds for the role.
Penn y Teller
Penn & Teller have been using the Bill of Rights – Security Edition cards in their live show for a while now and USA Today picked up the story. Pretty cool.
http://www.usatoday.com/travel/columnist/baskas/2009-05-13-penn-teller-tsa_N.htm
Reading the comments on the page, it’s always sad to see how readily people will just give over to authority. It’s not about being made to wait in line, it’s checking to see what one would give up to feel safe. We all know that it’s for show. We know the searches at the airport are useless. They’re simply so some people feel safe and because “they” had to “do something”.
In other news, I’ve been doing web contract work at Disney Consumer Products. It’s been pretty great (and I would still say so even if it wasn’t great, so you really can’t tell, can you…) but it looks like it’s going to be ending next week.
In other noose, some big shot says they’re going to pay me to write The Nigerian Spam Scam Scam movie. Bring it. I’ll certainly have time. Well, until late July.
Man, the bride looks like she’s trying to shoplift a watermelon, unsuccessfully trying to hide it under her shirt. Lengthwise. Duncan seems to favor her right side.
He’ll be a right-winger as a kid and then grow up and be a fucking loser hippie. He hates me already.
Spontaneous Publicity
This is the kind of spontaneous publicity we need to get ahead!
old fat gay
Apparently, more 3 more people have visited this site looking for “old fat gay” rather than “dean cameron actor”.
- keywords — number of visits — percentage of visitors
- old fat gay — 12 — 2.39%
- dean cameron actor — 9 — 1.79%
That’s the bad news.
The good news is that there are hundreds of visitors looking for “dean cameron”.
Whew.
I’m not even that fat anymore… What gives, people?
Sick of Pigs aka Swine Flu
I can’t take credit for the “two minutes of hate” meme; that honor belongs to Mr. Orwell.
I can take some credit for spreading it around recently and I was very happy when my friend, Colin, called me with the understanding that this Swine Flu nonsense is simply Two Minutes of Hate.
Speaking of Two Minutes of Hate: Someone on FaceSpaceBook commented that the swine flu fear is just a ploy by those “evil pharmaceutical companies” to sell more drugs. I suggested he do us all a favor and stop taking medicine. Here’s hoping I’m unfriended or whatever it is that people like that do.
Speaking of death, I wonder if that god that danny gans believed in could figure out who he was doing impressions of.
Started a temp gig yesterday at a big entertainment company. Y’know… It’s those content management systems that keep us all employed. If it weren’t for the CMS, I’d have finished the gig today. As it is, I’m probably there another three weeks. Maybe more.
