nascar pinball – wasting my life

At some point, neuropathologist I will be in some institution with pastel painted cinderblock walls and it will smell like urine and I’ll be so zonked on anti-depressants because of the many suicide attempts in the bathroom… so many, they won’t let...

Jackass Two – Electric Boogaloo

after the second show in the run that went smoothly (except for the t.v. that fell over during the scene change… but really… That’s really nothing. Seriously) I decided to treat myself to jackass number two. when I was doing mister sterling,...

finally

finally a good show. a show where shit wasn’t missing. where the audience wasn’t out of their minds. where it was just dangerous enough to stay fun and nutty for everyone; the way the show is supposed to be. they were quiet. listening. taking in the show....

the perfect theatrical shitstorm

why on earth would you get shitfaced, information pills show up for the second act of a show and then talk to the actors while they’re onstage for the next hour? because you’re a loser drunk cunt who lives somewhere around minneapolis and you feel that...

starsailer

carr took me to a friends’s’ss house to see a bunch of old vaudeville shorts wot have not seen the light of day since they were made. apparantly, hemophilia his friend, bob something or other is a bit of a buff and a restoration genius who people call upon...